PLEASE TAKE THE TIME AND READ!!!!!!! YOU MAY GET A CHAMP FOR 1$!!!!

[kitkat11]

First, thank you for taking the time to read this!
second, make sure you reply to me to suggest anything ok so if you are looking for certain horses on my farm that have really good training but it isn't for sale, and you want them, ASK ME!!!! don't be shy, I don't bite.. maybe my horses do jk.
ok, I said that you could win a free champion the directions are simple:
reply with a joke, and whoever tells a new joke, and replies back saying that they want a 1$ champ that is guaranteed to make me laugh, will win a free champ. also, make sure you reply saying that you want a free champ.

[ST0RM]

First, thank you for taking the time to read this!
second, make sure you reply to me to suggest anything ok so if you are looking for certain horses on my farm that have really good training but it isn't for sale, and you want them, ASK ME!!!! don't be shy, I don't bite.. maybe my horses do jk.
ok, I said that you could win a free champion the directions are simple:
reply with a joke, and whoever tells a new joke, and replies back saying that they want a 1$ champ that is guaranteed to make me laugh, will win a free champ. also, make sure you reply saying that you want a free champ.

Hi I want a free champ.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Con…
OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

[Soaring Hooves]

Why did the Rhinoceros cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation! (Usually people ask why the chicken crossed the road). I want a $1 champ, but I'm a little confused If I'm doing this right, then please tell me

First, thank you for taking the time to read this!
second, make sure you reply to me to suggest anything ok so if you are looking for certain horses on my farm that have really good training but it isn't for sale, and you want them, ASK ME!!!! don't be shy, I don't bite.. maybe my horses do jk.
ok, I said that you could win a free champion the directions are simple:
reply with a joke, and whoever tells a new joke, and replies back saying that they want a 1$ champ that is guaranteed to make me laugh, will win a free champ. also, make sure you reply saying that you want a free champ.

[RenegadePegasus]

First, thank you for taking the time to read this!
second, make sure you reply to me to suggest anything ok so if you are looking for certain horses on my farm that have really good training but it isn't for sale, and you want them, ASK ME!!!! don't be shy, I don't bite.. maybe my horses do jk.
ok, I said that you could win a free champion the directions are simple:
reply with a joke, and whoever tells a new joke, and replies back saying that they want a 1$ champ that is guaranteed to make me laugh, will win a free champ. also, make sure you reply saying that you want a free champ.

I want a free champ.
Did you know you can skydive without a parachute? You just need one to go skydiving twice

[kitkat11]

Ok, all of you will get a champ, I will put up horses for sale by offers only, and offer a dollar, and I will also put you name as the name of the horse, so you can just look up your username in the horse's name, so you can find it!

[Evie1917]

FREE CHAMP PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the horse sneeze??

Hay fever!

[kitkat11]

ok, I will put one up for sale offers only, and I will put your name in the ad
https://www.horseworldonline.net/horse/profile/2241344

[Evie1917]

I accidentally sold my champion! I am being completely serious. CAN I HAVE ANOTHER ONE?????

Here's the joke:

Whats the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!

[Katy_Kanes]

I would love a free champ!

I invented a new word!

Want to know what it is?

Plagiarism

[Brooklyn Moore]

First, thank you for taking the time to read this!
second, make sure you reply to me to suggest anything ok so if you are looking for certain horses on my farm that have really good training but it isn't for sale, and you want them, ASK ME!!!! don't be shy, I don't bite.. maybe my horses do jk.
ok, I said that you could win a free champion the directions are simple:
reply with a joke, and whoever tells a new joke, and replies back saying that they want a 1$ champ that is guaranteed to make me laugh, will win a free champ. also, make sure you reply saying that you want a free champ.

Did you know why Hackneys are high stepping?
Because they have High Knees!