Weirdest name contest

[Parsnip]

As someone has just bred a mare called Alpaca Luggage Beyond to one of my stallions, I thought it was about time to hold a weirdest randomly generated name contest. What's the best/worst/weirdest one you've ever had?

Rules are: only horses you own count for prize money, you can enter dead horses and horses on side accounts.
Prizes
1st 50,000
2nd 30,000
3rd 15,000

[Xant’hippe]

As someone has just bred a mare called Alpaca Luggage Beyond to one of my stallions, I thought it was about time to hold a weirdest randomly generated name contest. What's the best/worst/weirdest one you've ever had?

Rules are: only horses you own count for prize money, you can enter dead horses and horses on side accounts.

Prizes
1st 50,000
2nd 30,000
3rd 15,000

Best (from a "court" of Shetland Ponies which includes Prince of the Hunt)

Intergalactic Charger
http://www.horseworldonline.net/horse/profile/166081

Bold Hearted Knight
http://www.horseworldonline.net/horse/profile/449483

Eloquent Damsel
http://www.horseworldonline.net/horse/profile/183853

Princess Shield
http://www.horseworldonline.net/horse/profile/183995

Worst

Abominable Cactus
http://www.horseworldonline.net/horse/profile/240704

Weirdest

Bashful Explosion
http://www.horseworldonline.net/horse/profile/856548

Horse on Tiger
http://www.horseworldonline.net/horse/profile/548350

Bing Kryptonite
http://www.horseworldonline.net/horse/profile/916195

Now eagerly waiting for other entries!
Xant’hippe

[Meyersdale]

Hoof Hearted

this is my entree

[Stormchase Stables]

Well, I'm going to classify these names in categories. The reason why they have weird names is because I based them on Random names, then modified the words a little bit. They're quite funny.
Funny Names:
http://www.horseworldonline.net/horse/profile/1187143 *SS* Flash Dash
Odd Names:
http://www.horseworldonline.net/horse/profile/1193861 *SS* Bumpy From Fever
http://www.horseworldonline.net/horse/profile/1187643 *SS* Crossroad Bubbly
http://www.horseworldonline.net/horse/profile/1152880 *SS* Mastering A Red
http://www.horseworldonline.net/horse/profile/1188688 *SS* Ceramic Horse
What On Earth Is That Names:
http://www.horseworldonline.net/horse/profile/1188687 *SS* Gallivant Thy Abominable
Cool Names:
http://www.horseworldonline.net/horse/profile/1190102 *SS* My Bloody Queen
http://www.horseworldonline.net/horse/profile/1187227 *SS* Like Odysseus, From the Sea
jkhaidewnwediqnwjd AWESOME Names:
http://www.horseworldonline.net/horse/profile/1194891 *SS* Rumblin' My Thunder

[MikiVCat]

As someone has just bred a mare called Alpaca Luggage Beyond to one of my stallions, I thought it was about time to hold a weirdest randomly generated name contest. What's the best/worst/weirdest one you've ever had?

Rules are: only horses you own count for prize money, you can enter dead horses and horses on side accounts.
Prizes
1st 50,000
2nd 30,000
3rd 15,000

I have quite a few I went and randomly named after I saw this. Enjoy!

Good Names:
http://www.horseworldonline.net/​horse/profile/1186505 Everyday Ready
http://www.horseworldonline.net/​horse/profile/1186818 Golden Gentleman
http://www.horseworldonline.net/​horse/profile/1186817 Presidential Whinny
http://www.horseworldonline.net/​horse/profile/1186815 Honor Hooves


What on Earth??? Names
http://www.horseworldonline.net/​horse/profile/1186504 Limited Goober Curse
http://www.horseworldonline.net/​horse/profile/1186814 Morning Glory No Musician
http://www.horseworldonline.net/​horse/profile/1186816 Native Hotrod
http://www.horseworldonline.net/​horse/profile/1187202 Starstruck got Renegade


Thanks again!

[utopie]

recently bought a horse called "exchange pillow" http://www.horseworldonline.net/horse/profile/1196483

[Arctictea]

I have some half-odd such as Unique Trout or Pioneer Nougat.
But the one that takes the cake is since long dead, far back into my lines, but I'm never going to forget his name:

My Spunky by the Gummybear


I remember just giving up when I got that one. It was like... Yeah. Okay. Now you are called My Spunky by the Gummybear. That's it.

[DaringFlaring]

As someone has just bred a mare called Alpaca Luggage Beyond to one of my stallions, I thought it was about time to hold a weirdest randomly generated name contest. What's the best/worst/weirdest one you've ever had?

Rules are: only horses you own count for prize money, you can enter dead horses and horses on side accounts.
Prizes
1st 50,000
2nd 30,000
3rd 15,000

Yes, Parsnip, that was my horse. Who has sadly passed on at age 19.
But the foal was BEAUTIFUL!

Alpaca's Coffee

[DaringFlaring]

I was looking through the pedigree of ~'ЗЖР'~ Beyond my Slush and came across a strange named Akhal Teke x Friesan named;
Financial Magic

and I also found an Andalusian stallion named El Dia Que Me Querias, which is Spanish for The Day You Wanted Me. His sire was called Breed with C and his dam was named C!

[LlamaLlama99]

I have a Friesian stallion called Frizzy Octagon
http://www.horseworldonline.net/horse/profile/1060716

LM Frizzy Octagon