You could win!

[Velvetpie16]

VP16’s Contest!

Attention fillies and gentlecolts!
For the one who can answer these riddles and what the false assumption in them is. You will get your choice of any Arabian colt under the age of 1 year. The answer will be revealed tomorrow! Please try to keep your answers clean since HWO is a family site!!! Thank you! Hint: yes the answers are appropriate so don’t bother putting anything vulgar as your answer thank you.
If you give an inappropriate answer I WILL tell an admin.

#1
"It is a hot August afternoon, the location is the living room in an old Victorian mansion. The 7 foot window is open and the curtains are blowing in the breeze generated by the thunderstorm that has just passed. On the floor lie the bodies of Bill and Monica. They are surrounded by puddles of water and broken glass. Please close your eyes and picture the scene. Now change the picture. Neither Bill nor Monica have any clothing on. How did they die?"

#2
(A man and his son were rock climbing on a particularly dangerous mountain when they slipped and fell. The man was killed, but the son was rushed to a hospital. The old surgeon looked at the young man and declared, "I can't operate on this boy: he is my son." How can this be?)


the first to answer is the winner, there will only be one!

[Mega]

number 2 the old surgeon is his mom.

[Velvetpie16]

number 2 the old surgeon is his mom.

correct! let me link my farm!

alright people who can answer riddle #1???

[Velvetpie16]

number 2 the old surgeon is his mom.

ok here http://www.horseworldonline.net/farm/view/42375 i am sorry you'll have to search my farm but i dont have time to do it for you, any arabian under age 1 is yours

[Baranduin Brewster]

Suffication

[Velvetpie16]

Suffication

yes that's part, but what was the false assumption?

[Baranduin Brewster]

Suffication

yes that's part, but what was the false assumption?

That they were people

[Velvetpie16]

yes that's part, but what was the false assumption?

That they were people

yes what were they?

[Baranduin Brewster]

That they were people

yes what were they?

I would assume gold fish (or maybe a betta), since the shattered glass was most likely a fish bowl

[Velvetpie16]

yes what were they?

I would assume gold fish (or maybe a betta), since the shattered glass was most likely a fish bowl

correct go look around and chose any arabian under age 1