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Katy_Kanes_Frozen Offline Visit My Farm Visit My Farm Joined: Sat May 25, 2019 2:47 am Posts: 175

Doing A Good Deed

Post by Katy_Kanes_Frozen »

Imagine searching for horses, and seeing the description be this-
Gads, this stallion can barely hold a saddle. He's so weak!

Cripes, my underpants could outrun- err, begging your pardon...

I doubt this stallion can even complete one lap!

The more this stallion moves, the more embarrassed I feel for him.

This stallion looks like he's trying to keep pace with a pair of maracas!

This may be the most unbalanced horse I've ever seen.

I would be surprised if this stallion could walk around one obstacle.

I'm not sure this stallion could find his way out of a paper bag.

All reds, but hey, they have an HGP of 70,777. Would you be suspicious?

Because today, I did a good deed. Using the forums to find the lowest breeder's report, I am selling
as the worst horse ever, where in reality, he has 5 golds! If you're a lucky one who sees him and buys him for $100,000+ even though he has "All Reds" then you got yourself lucky! Unless you're doing a all red project, then I'm sorry.
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Re: Doing A Good Dead

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Equine_Gal wrote:Imagine searching for horses, and seeing the description be this-
Gads, this stallion can barely hold a saddle. He's so weak!

Cripes, my underpants could outrun- err, begging your pardon...

I doubt this stallion can even complete one lap!

The more this stallion moves, the more embarrassed I feel for him.

This stallion looks like he's trying to keep pace with a pair of maracas!

This may be the most unbalanced horse I've ever seen.

I would be surprised if this stallion could walk around one obstacle.

I'm not sure this stallion could find his way out of a paper bag.

All reds, but hey, they have an HGP of 70,777. Would you be suspicious?

Because today, I did a good deed. Using the forums to find the lowest breeder's report, I am selling
as the worst horse ever, where in reality, he has 5 golds! If you're a lucky one who sees him and buys him for $100,000+ even though he has "All Reds" then you got yourself lucky! Unless you're doing a all red project, then I'm sorry.
don't you mean "deed" instead of "dead"? :D ;) :P
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Katy_Kanes_Frozen Offline Visit My Farm Visit My Farm Joined: Sat May 25, 2019 2:47 am Posts: 175

Re: Doing A Good Deed

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Yes LOL

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